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This blogging stuff is getting to be a habit...well, maybe not! Still, I do get the chance to drivel about without any chance (well maybe a small chance) that anyone will even read it. So, I can say whatever I want, right? I've heard that whatever you say or type on the internet stays on the internet...like..forever. And the government reads everything. So, some poor dude in a little dark room reads this and says to himself "...this is just drivel!" And since my name pops up in the drivel column, the government should never worry about me. Although, as paranoid as the government seems to be, there's probably a Suspicious Drivel column so our poor dude puts my name on the Suspicious Drivel list. Wow, I'm really coming up in the world! Maybe I can run for president! Gosh oh golly, I could hardly do worse than the clowns in the queue now, thats for sure! Maybe the liberal media will like me and I'll actually get elected. "When I'm your president, there'll be flat taxes across the board. And we won't be fighting overseas much longer because we'll either win or leave. And I'll see that laws are enforced, judges are held accountable and juries must use reasonable common sense as defined by Iowans...(not Californians or any of those other goofy states that don't seem to have a clue.) Kids will be taught to respect their elders and elders will be held accountable for their actions. When I'm president, congress will have term limits and the same retirement opportunities as the private sector offers; nothing more. The country will have to get over themselves. Road rage will not be allowed period. Nice guys will finish first. Everyone will be required to perform at least one random act of kindness a week and those who do more will earn credits that can be cashed in for valuable prizes. Video violence will be limited to cartoons. Milk, juice & water will be offered in unbreakable glass fully recyclable bottles/jars and no more plastic or styrofoam cups will be allowed. Moms or stay at home Dad's won't have to work and DINKS can retire at 35 since both are working. There will be 90% fewer lawyers. Doctors won't have to pay the exorbitant malpractice insurance premiums and they won't be able to charge exorbitant prices either. Crap food will be taken off the market (sorry Crackerjacks and Ding Dong lovers). No more concrete cities, everybody will live in small towns and depend on each other. Everybody will have a pet (preferably a dog but encourage your neighbor to keep a cat so your dog has some entertainment). Every hour you spend fishing counts toward your retirement. Cell phones will be outlawed. In fact, the internet might as well be too. But then you couldn't be reading this and the poor dude wouldn't be putting my name in the Suspicious Drivel list either. So, vote for me!